Coach Alan Knight didn’t accumulate 1,100 wins by being warm and fuzzy, making today a true test of endurance !

New Market – Don’t let the photo fool you, it is way darker than it looks….

Chris Carter played golf ⛳️ well enough in the practice round yesterday that Coach Knight excused him from today, which turned into a mental test for both Marion Harris and I. The golfing version of Boot Camp might be the best way to describe the day long process that is just now winding down.

After walking 18 holes at Sandy Bottom in Bridgewater, we were allowed a short hydration break where Alan brought in a golfing historian, Pappy Meade, in hopes of raising our appreciation for great game of golf .

Alan was underwhelmed by the effort he received from Marion and myself and showed it by destroying both of us in a competition. Knight was relentless in following up the first victory with a second one before the short break.

Coach was still not satisfied with us, so the next person he brought in was a motivational speaker, Bill Turner. Turner is somewhat of a local legend in regards to winning, and the visit was enjoyable.

Knight then sent us to the Shenvalee Golf ⛳️ Resort in New Market and told us to walk the course with just three clubs and remain out there until we made four consecutive pars or started bleeding from the callouses on our hands ✋️.

Shortly after 9 p.m., we finally strung together our fourth straight par.

Now, he wants us to wake ⏰️ up at 6am and run a 5K to earn the right to eat a biscuit from Hardee’s at 7:30. The only reason Marion has not made a break for it is I’m his ride back to The Hill.

Right now, its time to find some pain medication 💊 and set the alarm….

Chris Carter is one lucky golfer….

We wake up today and prepare to say goodbye to July! Brother Osborne has his own version of the coffee ☕️ mug shot yoday.

Morning 🌄 Brew

Howard Mayo and his Motovational Nugget for the Day :
Travis Osborne and his Bible Verse of the Day :

Psalm 31 In thee, O Lord, do I put my trust; let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness.

There are a number of folks who are struggling with real-life situations this morning 🌄 and the hope of the Morning Brew is to give them a pleasant diversion at the start of their day.

Thank you to Joel Osteen, Travis Osborne, and Howard Mayo for helping shape that very thought process !

Get up, get started, and know that you are not alone !

Have a Blessed Day 🙌😇🙏

The joy that comes from righting a 50-year wrong ! Thanks to the Osborne Sisters for the thought process for this one !

When your cause is equality for all….

  By taking a McDonald’s World Cup 🥤 and leaving it inside of its sealed bag 🎒, there is now an unofficial 10th Cup in the series !!!

55 years ago, the Hamburgerler was born and branded a thief. The situation became worse when McDonald’s rolled out its World 🌎 Cup Soccer ⚽️ marketing campaign by awarding Gremis with his own cup, alongside 8 of the All-Time greatest soccer players from around the globe.

Gremis gets GLORY 😤 and The Hamburgerler only gets to pose in a shot where he is trying to steal the Trophy 🏆.

It turns out that Travis Osborne created his own 10th cup by plastering our own Marion Harris on one of them. It turns out that his talented daughters were the ones who did the heavy lifting 🫴.

I struggle to spell AI, let alone use it, so my answer involved duct tape. Problem solving is serious business, and I can finally move on from this one !